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Leslie Jordan comes by his folksy charm authentically, giving the same funny warmth to a story about living in Tupac's old apartment (he thinks!) "It's like a bad neighborhood, honey. The one bright spot I look forward to during this time is watching Leslie Jordan's Instagram videos where he documents his quarantine, because let me tell you, they're truly hysterical: He's showing us how he prepares his quarantine meals, while sharing stories about his former nightclubbing days in New York City: He's singing fabulous tunes from his one-man show, specifically this one called "Ain't No Queers in Heaven": And introducing us to his cat, Miss Callie, who might be blind: He's impersonating Sia while singing Lizzo, because it's the one mashup we never knew we needed: He's showing us his tricks to staying fit at home... And, of course, his fitness routine includes baton twirling!
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Posted February 20, 2020 by Scott M. Purchase Tickets. We may earn commission on some of the items you choose to buy. Most people's home lives aren't terribly interesting and, apparently, that's even true when the home your life takes place in is a huge Los Angeles mansion. "My mother is 94, I have an identical twin sister -- it's like a Tennessee Williams play. What other quarantine moods do you need?
The 64-year-old is the hero the world needs right now. Leslie Jordan is watching Joe Exotic Tiger King!藍 "Poor lil meth mouth. This content is imported from Twitter. shit." WHO CAN RELATE? He narrates his life with the same laconic derangement that is gripping all of us, creating mini-dramas out of the mundane and barely blinking at the extraordinary. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site. As his story goes, a guard took pity on how much Jordan disliked incarceration and informed him that they had Robert Downey Jr. (who decades ago made headlines for a few brushes with the law) in custody and would be releasing Jordan and giving Downey Jr. his bed. He films himself with his face pressed up close to the camera, often lying down; he starts some videos mid-thought; he ends whenever he feels like it. Until stars get desperate enough for attention that they'll open up their Panic Rooms, I'll get my entertainment from the strange live broadcasts of my Grammy-less friends and, surprisingly, from the regular broadcasts of a character actor stuck in a Chattanooga AirBnb. Will & Grace’s Beverly Leslie is doing … in 2020.

ELLE participates in various affiliate marketing programs, which means we may get paid commissions on editorially chosen products purchased through our links to retailer sites. In fact, that sentence is as true today as it was back when we first fell in love with him as Beverly Leslie on Will & Grace, or when he first graced our screens in the early ’90s on Hearts Afire. #properpronunciation #kissimmee #silly #burgerking, A post shared by Leslie Jordan (@thelesliejordan) on Apr 8, 2020 at 7:23am PDT. You can't make this s*** up." Information about your device and internet connection, including your IP address, Browsing and search activity while using Verizon Media websites and apps. Take this reworked vaudeville joke... please. Jordan, a 64-year-old gifted cabaret artist, definitely knows what kind of show he's putting on, but that doesn't make it any less appealing. "Well, shit," he said to start a video in early April, "Just having to make up things to do to pass the time." Leslie Jordan is a treasure. Feinsteins!

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I’m so sorry but I had to...@ZoeysPlaylist #bestponytailever If you’ve been following Leslie on Instagram for the last (almost) two years, you know this. Everything is so serious and so much, why can't we fill our days with Leslie Jones flipping out about a Tony-winner's ponytail and Leslie Jordan talking about generously offering his jail cell to Robert Downey, Jr.? The best part about all his "exercise" is that he gets to eat whatever he wants, d'oh. #jailhouse #intheslammer #sobriety #theroadofhappydestiny @robertdowneyjr, A post shared by Leslie Jordan (@thelesliejordan) on Apr 7, 2020 at 10:20am PDT.

intro song: pick the best videos hands down.No copyright intended. Obsessed with travel? "Burger King." #QWERRRKOUT Tuesday: House of Avalon’s SYMONE is THAT Girl!!! ❤️ Thanks for keeping me and the rest of us — 1.3 million followers, to be exact — entertained during this time, Leslie!

"Holy s*** I don't want to be up in my mind," Jordan deadpanned.

Leslie Jordan is the breakout star and saving grace of quarantine. What are you going to do? Copyright © 2020 Heartland Media, LLC All Rights Reserved. You know: add a little structure to your life, fight back madness with a calendar alert and some such. 1,321 were here. Well, maybe him tag-teaming with the other great Leslie J. on social media, Leslie Jones. Of course, this isn't a new feature of quarantine. I'm dying, y'all.

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